It Figures

1. Right after Bill Ford resigns as CEO of Ford Motor Co., Bush tries to reschedule the meeting he was supposed to have with the Big Three (Two). Um... Mr. President, the meeting would have been useful a few months ago, heck a few years ago at that.
2. Okay. I too would love to have millions of dollars worth of jewels like Lindsay Lohan. But how the hell do you use said bag of jewels at Heathrow airport? I mean honestly girl has the hair dye gone to your head? Apparently!
3. Paris claims she is the hardest working person she knows. Maybe she means hardest partying person she knows? How else do you get caught with a DUI.