Crazy Clown Lady

Remember Katherine Harris from the 2000 election that wasn't. She was the one with the orange, cake-like make-up who allowed Jeb Bush to hand the election to his brother. And now the crazy, orange heiress (I guess that explains her fascination with orange make-up) has decided to run for a Florida Senate seat. It really is an unfortunate decision on her part, and I feel rather sorry for her. Here's why

• Her own party has withdrawn support for her - Republicans are stupid, but apparently not stupid enough to support her
• She is polling at 29%... that makes this like the least competitive race in America.
• None of the 22 daily newspapers in Florida support her.
• Her former campaign manager says working for her is like being in "insanity camp".
• She makes no sense. Generally, Republicans make no sense. What was Rick Santorum's LOTR comment all about anyway? But Katherine Harris makes even less sense. Her solution to solving the Social Security insolvency problem is to end the Social Security tax - huh?
• Not only is her make-up still bad, but her plastic surgeon is apparently smoking crack because her face ain't pretty!

Incidentally, check out http://www.whitehouse.org/ it is definitely not like http://www.whitehouse.gov/.