If Ann Coulter is to be believed, liberal women are ugly whereas Republican women are "pretty-girls". Now I personally think Ann Coulter should be taken with a large dose of salt, but if you are a Republican and believe her, can you explain why so many Republican men leave their pretty-girl wives?
Rudy Guiliani - Presidential nominee wannabe and thrice married. Rudy even had the nerve to dump his second wife during a press conference, before telling her... shades of Matt Damon on Oprah.
Newt Gingrich - I guess Republicans like to do things in three, because Newt (and who names their kid after an amphibian) is thrice married as well. In fact, he divorced his first wife when she was fighting cancer, and he divorced his second wife for an aide (read: someone half his age). Seems that despite their "prettiness", Republican women seem to have a hard time keeping their husbands occupied.
Bob Packwood - Not only did he sexually harass over 20 women, but he also documented all his exploits in a diary. This proves that not only are Republicans dirty, old, men, but they are also flat out dumb!
Clarence Thomas - Technically he has never run for office as a Republican, but I don't think he could be considered anything but by any stretch of the imagination. Thomas claimed he was 'lynched' by the Judiciary committee, but I doubt it. Women didn't come forward with sexual harassment claims back then without getting their reputations trashed. So I am firmly sticking with Anita Hill's side of the equation.
The FOX News "reporters" (and I use the word loosely) - While hating on Clinton and Democrats everywhere, O'Reilly apparently had enough time to try and solicit a colleague for phone sex. In further proof that Republicans are ugly SOBs, he got shot down and sued for sexual harassment. Rush Limbaugh (FOX news consultant?) is a serial dater and cheater. By my count he may be on wife No. 4. Looks like Republican women are pretty darn desperate if they are going for fat, balding men with addictions to oxycontin.
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did you forget Foley, Terminator, and I thought there was an out of court settlement for another one of FOX reporters. may be you should also start list of the family value preachers who just preach only
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