Sunday, May 14, 2006

Uncomfortable Funniness

So when I read the quotes from Stephen Colbert's stint at the Washington Correspondent's Dinner, I thought they were pretty hysterical. But actually watching him talk, it's really uncomfortable. And it must have been even more uncomfortable sitting in the audience. I mean are you allowed to laugh at lines like:
Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash
The point is it is the heart-warming story of a man who was repeatedly punched in the face, so don't pay attention to the approval ratings that say that 68% of Americans disapprove of the job this man is doing. I ask you this, does that not also logically mean that 68% approve of the job he's not doing?

So, the White House has personnel changes. And then you write, "Oh, they're just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic." First of all, that is a terrible metaphor. This administration is not sinking. This administration is soaring! If anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg!

Still there were some great very laughable lines. These ones probably got fewer
laughs than they deserved.

Mayor Nagin, I'd like to welcome you to Washington, D.C., the chocolate city with a marshmallow center and a graham cracker crust of corruption. It's a Mallomar

Tony Snow. Secret Service name: "Snow Job." Toughest job. What a hero! Took the second toughest job in government, next to, of course, the ambassador to Iraq. Got some big shoes to fill, Tony. Big shoes to fill. Scott McClellan could say nothing like nobody else.

FOX News gives you both sides of every story: the President's side, and the Vice President's side.

Check out the video for yourself http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-869183917758574879

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Bush III

Is America turning into a monarchy? Well, Bush's approval ratings have hit the all time low of 29%, that probably rival's Herbert Hoover's ratings during the Great Depression when the poor were starving in the streets and rich financier's were blowing their brains out after the market crash, lower than that of the world's most embattled royal - Prince Charles. But then again, Prince Charles was only guilty of making love (to someone who wasn't his wife), whereas Bush is guilty of making war (on lots and lots of people). That perhaps could have something to do with it.

Now onto the case of Jeb, who Bush the other day stated would be a "great president". All Hail Jeb I. quite frankly, all Jeb has going for him is the fact that his approval ratings are higher than his brothers (not a mean feat by any means) and that he bears a strong resemblance to an older, gluttonous Henry VIII.

While the Bushs' may wish to build a dynasty, it's not going to happen barring some dramatic Rove engineered Rove-around. The most telling indicator that the Bushs are going down is the fact that Rupert Murdoch is organizing a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton. This is the Rupert Murdoch of Fox News, Hannity and Colmes, Bill O'Reilly fame. I wonder what those guys have to say about the whole thing.

An exceptionally good quote from the New York Post (a Murdoch rag)...
"The 'Dynasty' reunion got exceptionally low ratings on TV and there's no reason to think that this dynasty reunion would do any better."

Friday, May 12, 2006

More Random Thoughts

For those of you who actually read this blog, you may have noticed that I have lots of random thoughts. Here are a few.
  • I read this pink book, Family Trust, last week. I expected it to be good. It was by the same author as Legally Blonde. But it was wretched. Positively wretched. One of the main characters was supposed to be some financial whiz kid. Reality check - having spent more than a significant amount of time in the world of financial services, she is a figment of the imagination... pure fiction. Once I realized that at 24 going to night school for an MBA while managing the Morgan Stanley equity research technology group was non-plausible, I rapidly lost interest in the story. Likely you will too. Need a good pink book? Try Sex and the Single Girl, it really was rather amusing in a 1950's sort of way.
  • Tiaras really are a lot of fun to wear. Sadly I cannot be a princess.
  • Big Brother is back. No, not the TV show, which I believe was finally officially cancelled. But Big Brother (aka. the Bush Administration and the NSA) have been collecting data from the phone companies on what numbers we have been dialing. So as Mr. Bush keeps telling us that he is "fiercely protecting" our privacy and not engaging in any "mining or trolling" through our lives, the NSA is doing just that. Mining the data to find calling patterns that will help them find terrorists. I am all for finding terrorists, but do you really need mine, everyone's!, personal information to do this. Quite frankly, I feel the government is violating my trust, privacy, and constitutional rights.
  • Chris Daughtery, Idol loser, becomes Fuel frontman. That's crazy! But then again, I also thought it was crazy that Brittney Spears got as big (in the fame and $$ sort of way, not the preggers sort of way) as she did. Not to mention Christina who is trying her darnedest to channel the drag queen version of Marilyn Monroe. But anyway, back to Chris. I didn't watch much Idol, but I thought he was good. And back in the day, I did love Fuel.
  • You gotta check out this site: http://www.youtube.com, it has literally every single video of anything you could ever want to see. Amazing!
  • How can anyone not love to see the Bad Boys dominate? The Pistons as per usual rock, and are at the top of the East and have the most wins overall. Yeah take that Tony Parker. The things that make me sad... poor Allen Iverson. He is like the awesomest player ever. Besides KG, also a sad story, what the heck is going on in Minneapolis? But somehow Philly just isn't hot these days not even with a transfusion of Chris "I love to hog the ball" Webber. That boy is bad news. I hope they cut him loose. In the mean time, nothing could me happier than seeing the Lakers go down, see Shaq be humbled, and see the Wallaces' carry the Piston's to another Title.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

What Is Going On?

These days it seems that Sin City has moved to DC. Is everyone in DC a felon of some sort? The list is surprising...


  • Karl Rove - I figured I'd start with the big kahuna. Given that the investigation is still! not over and Rove keeps getting called back to the Grand Jury, either Patrick Fitzgerald has a man-crush on the evil-genius, Republican-mastermind, destroyer of all that is good or Rove is going to be indicted (praise the Lord!).
  • Scooter Libby - Sure he outed a CIA agent to help pave the way for the administration ill-advised and ill-fated war in Iraq, but things are looking up for Scooter. It's possible he might have some company in his hard, dark, cold cell in the form of one Karl Rove.
  • David Safavian - I never thought procurement was very exciting. But as the chief procurement officer of the OMB, a position that requires little in the way of gray matter but provides access to tons of dough, Safavian spent time playing golf with Abramoff in Ireland. Who's he kidding? Free trips and golf for kicking a few contracts Abramoff's way... must have sounded like a good deal.
  • ex-Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham - Can there be a more apt name for a pimp? Well, it makes sense given that he was one of the key members of what is being called "hookergate". So not only did he accept cash bribes from defense contractors, he also accepted women. Errr... talk about your dirty old men.
  • Kyle "Dusty" Foggo - What is with these names? I, for one, am no longer going to trust anyone with a strange pornstar-ish nicknames. And what is with the whole sex, money, and defense contractors drama? Perhaps female government officials should deal with unscrupulous contractors, god knows, they are less susceptible to such temptations.
  • Rep. Bob Ney - Things just go from bad to worse for this poor schmuck. The dark cloud of Jack Abramoff has just gotten larger with the betrayal of his former aide, Neil Volz. Volz already pleaded guilty on corruption charges and it likely to testify to Ney's susceptibility to "inappropriate gifts" (e.g., money, lots and lots of money).
  • Rep. William Jefferson (not quite Clinton) - So apparently Democrats have caught the corruption bug as well. Things aren't looking up for this Rep from Louisiana, his constituents are underwater and understandably upset, his briber has confessed all, and he was caught on tape by a woman - for shame!
  • Claude Allen - I always suspected certain Republicans considered themselves above the law, but typically they go for broke - bribery, corruption, and the like. But apparently, they are not above petty, plebian criminality either, like shoplifting from Target (or as I like to call it, Tarjay, French things always seem more classy). I hope he at least got something nice for all his troubles!
  • Rep. Cynthia McKinney - Oh no you didn't... punch a police offer. Talk about Law & Order. In the long ago episode where they wrote off Chris Noth, he punched a politician in the nose and was banished to Statten Island. Who thinks Georgia voters are going to vote McKinney out? maybe to Arkansas?
  • Rep. Patrick Kennedy - Oh, you gotta love those Kennedy boys! Whether it's driving the intern off a cliff or popping some happy-pills, we can't seem to get enough. One thing's for sure, Kennedys' and cars don't mix. Pat, if there is anything daddy should have taught you, that's it!
  • And let's not forget our old, almost-forgotten favorites... like Tom DeLay and Jack Abramoff, who keeps dragging the Republicans down. Keep it comin'!

And on a more random note. Just what is up with Ashlee Simpson's nose? Sure her nose was weird, but after Jennifer Grey got her nose job did anyone remember her? Jennifer who? Yeah, nuf said.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

What's On My Mind?

Well, thanks for asking... here goes...


  1. I don't watch the Sopranos, but if you read Adam Cohen's article in the NYT, you too may wonder if Anton Scalia's real name is Tony Soprano. The guy appears to have taken a dive into the deep end.
  2. Is Britney Spears really preggers... again? She is looking "pleasantly plump" in her latest pictures, but PEOPLE.com still hasn't reported anything. And one has to ask themselves, would she be dumb enough to get it on with KFed again? Well...
  3. So all we ever talk about in BSchool is "shareholder value". But is there a limit to what shareholders deserve? I mean when is enough enough? Do they really deserve the millions of dollars in returns they are getting from the likes of Exxon, Chevron, etc. that they are getting the expense of the average American. I think not! (But admittedly, I am kicking myself for not buying XOM 4 years ago... sigh.)
  4. Yesterday, I went to a lecture (talk? it really felt like a lecture though... a long, stream of consciousness, hard to follow kind of lecture) by Noam Chomsky. I am inclined to think I disagree with him. But he was interesting. Other than the rabid hate he inspires and his security detail, I was struck by Chomsky's belief that the US government is violently opposed to secular nationalism is (oil-rich) developing countries and in favor of extremist dictators. He pointed to the US's distaste for Sukarno in Indonesia (and it's support for Suharto arguably one of the worst despots in Asia behind Pol Pot) , pan-Arab nationalism under Nasser, etc. I wonder if perhaps one could add Cuba under Castro and the Congo (where the US supported Kabila) to the list. If so, I argue that the US is not opposed to secular nationalism but rather the communist/socialist bent of secular nationalism, which was particularly popular among the masses post-colonial independence. Given the time period 1950's-60's and the prevalence of the 'Domino Theory', in trying to destabilize popular secular national regimes, whether rightly or wrongly (and I am inclined to think wrongly), the US was trying to stop the spread of Communism (and perhaps, I will concede to Chomsky, in certain cases ensure a friendly dictator who would allow them access to oil and other natural resources). -- Wow that was longer than anticipated. I highly recommend reading The Poisonwood Bible, which is set during the Congo's struggle for independence.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Jay Leno is too Funny!

I really like this particular one-liner about China's Prime Minister meeting President Bush.
So China's president meets America's president. It will be President Hu meeting President Huh.

Ah. Too funny! President Huh? Personally, I like President Tweedledum.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

China, Democracy, and World Peace

Today's Kennedy School Forum was on the "Rise of China's Soft Power". It was super crowded (China is in demand whether by Asians living here in America or American's seeking to make some quick $$s in China). Although the title appeared to hint at a complex issue, it can really be boiled down to the point that China is gaining power and influence (especially in South East Asia) and what does this mean for us.

What surprised me was the notion expounded by one of the panelists that rule by an elite can be beneficial... He argued that an open democracy like the one the US has is susceptible to forms of corruption. While this may be all too true! especially today with the politics becoming the new nexus of power, money, and special interests, I fail to see how a group of elected elites or technocrats would not fall into the temptation of corruption. You would have to believe that these elites, who either seized or were handed power, will act in the best interest of the people/country. Human nature alone leads you to believe this would be a challenge unless the interest of the elite were aligned with the majority of the country (which seems unlikely). At least in a democracy if there is corruption, there tends to be more transparency, so the issue can be surfaced more rapidly and there is a mechanism in place (known as a free election) to vote out the guilty parties.

Another comment I found particularly "off" was in the context of China's growth and relationships with its neighbors. A KSG student mentioned that Chinese culture was "peaceful". While Buddhist and Confucian teachings may preach and admire peacefulness, I do not understand how China as a nation can be deemed peaceful. Within the past century they have engaged in a Civil War (KMT vs. Mao), mass revolution (Cultural Revolution), the seizure of Tibet, shooting missiles towards Taiwan, skirmishes and seizure of Indian land, and on-and-on the story goes. I do not believe that China's growth will be peaceful. Based on past behavior, it is virtually assured that China will be forced to take strong military action in the future to quell either rural unrest or defend their position as other developing countries begin to grow.

In other news:
  • Scott McClellan resigned. Woo hoo! (Now if only Rummy would too.)
  • Karl Rove is back to focusing on midterm elections. Bummer! I wonder which new paraplegic Vietnam vet he plans to tar and feather with his dirty, dirty lies.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

It's Here!

The *TomKat* (god! talk about the worst ever name for a couple - it's worse than Bennifer, and that was pretty horrid) baby is finally here! Ooooh! The anticipation is finally over. And it's a girl. Named Suri. But honestly, does anyone really care? I for one am all TomKat-ed out. Perhaps Oprah will have them on her show again... perhaps I won't watch.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Conspiracy Theory

My friend shared this link with me. The documentary is called Loose Change 2nd Edition. Although I did not watch the whole movie, it asserts that 9/11 was not caused hijacked planes hitting the World Trade Center or the Pentagon. Rather they filmmakers pose that the 9/11 was orchestrated in tandem by the Bush Administration and Osama bin Laden.

Personally, while I do not believe their premise, the documentary is quite interesting. In addition, it also provides some interesting information (some of which I seem to recall hearing earlier) -- why did members of the administration cancel trips scheduled for 9/11, how is it that Osama bin Laden a wanted fugitive was treated at an American hospital in Dubai, is it just coincidence that in years previous members of the administration (Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz) argued that the only way to restructure the armed forces was to have a "new Pearl Harbor", how is it possible that after the Pentagon crash the plan was incinerated, but bodies were still idenitifed? While interesting factoids, I refuse to believe that our government would perpetrate such a hoax on the American public and the World just to gain political leverage. I am no fan of the administration and believe that they have been guilty of some vile actions, but this is just too much! Maybe I am just naive?

Still if you are interested... check out their website. Like I said. It's interesting.

News and Buzz

  1. Wow! Oprah has gained some serious poundage. Last week she announced that she was no longer going to act as the cover girl for her magazine "O", because she wanted to give others the opportunity (read: I am too fat to be a cover model). But until I watched today's show I did not realize how much weight she had gained. It was weird. Also weird was her unexpected (read: totally and completely staged) phone call with Jennifer Aniston during. Please they have been running bloody promos advertising the episode for the past week.
  2. So I started watching this new show "What About Brian". Now after watching the lead guy, Barry Watson (I had to Google him to find out his name -- please believe me!), in the stellar flick "Sorority Girls", I wasn't expecting all that much. But it wasn't nearly as bad as I expected it to be. Okay, so the storyline about the open marriage is stupid and kind of freaky and I am not old or mature enough to understand the challenges of being infertile, but the other three characters are fairly likeable.
  3. Tom Cruise and Katie (should I call you Kate?) Holmes totally creep me out! Infinitely reliable sources (e.g., "Life & Style" and "In Touch") have pictures showing the size of Katie's stomach fluctuating on a daily basis. One day she looks bloated and the next day like she is giving birth to a football team. What gives?? And Tom Cruise? Where to begin with that nut job. I caved and saw "War of the Worlds" last summer, but I will remain strong this summer and not see "Mission Impossible III", not much of a sacrifice considering how much the last one sucked.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Three Thoughts of Tuesday

Should President Bush Be Censured?
Surely, if a Republican controlled Congress attempted to impeach President Clinton for sleeping with a very willing, albeit not terribly attractive, intern, they should certainly exercise similar judgment towards President Bush. At this point, in terms of seedy and illicit behavior, Bush has engaged in the declassification of information that directly lead to blowing the cover of an undercover agent (for political gain) and blatantly lying to the American people (about only wiretapping with a warrant). Still it seems unlikely that the Republicans will support any sort of censure (McCain "the Maverick" has been acting like a mute, declawed puppy-dog). This seems to suggest that either the Republicans enjoy eroding civil liberties in America and damaging national security or don't like sex (with (ugly) interns). I am inclined to think that Republicans given they family and pro-life stance believe in procreation (hence sex) and therefore must simply be inclined to engage in an Orwellian like coup on the public.


See Senator Tom Harkin's note on why Bush should be censured.

Is Oprah Winfrey Shallow?
Judge for yourself.

"I was coming back from Africa on one of my trips," she said. "I had taken one of my wealthy friends with me. She said, 'Don't you just feel guilty? Don't you just feel terrible?' I said, 'No, I don't. I do not know how me being destitute is going to help them.' Then I said when we got home, 'I'm going home to sleep on my Pratesi sheets right now and I'll feel good about it.' " -taken from People.com

With statements like this one, I find it hard to believe that American women consider Oprah to be so very empathetic.

Illegal Is Illegal
I grew up believing (and still do) that if something is illegal, that means it is illegal and against the law. (Yes, the analytic reasoning used to get this insight is phenomenal. I know!) I fundamentally fail to understand why people who entered this country illegally should be allowed to "cut in line", and get citizenship ahead of those who have waited patiently and applied through the appropriate channels. As far as I am concerned everyone pushing for this "immigration reform" has their own agenda.
  • President Bush: wants to strengthen GOP control of the Hispanic voter base which has grown from 2% to 8% of the population in the past 20yrs.

  • Unions: giving illegal immigrants guest worker status would force employers to pay them a fair wage (at least minimum wage) and limit the price advantage they have vis-a-vis union labor.

  • Catholic Church: within the US the largest growing portion of the church's ministry is the Hispanic community

  • Businesses: so this one I don't understand. Shouldn't business want their workers to stay illegal so they can pay them lower wages?

Any change to the immigration code allowing undocumented workers to gain citizenship without properly securing our borders will lead to an increase in illegal immigration, and place additional strain on already over-burdened border communities. And the notion that illegal immigrants will pay their back taxes is nonsensical. Few of them have the funds necessary to pay back taxes and the scheme is an enforcement nightmare. Regardless, the principle holds true that you do not reward "criminals" with citizenship. What about illegal immigrants makes them more deserving than Hatian boat people who are routinely turned away? or individuals who apply for a visa and citizenship through legitimate channels?

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Don't Leave Me Hanging

Though it was no condemnation, today Arlen Specter, stated that the Bush Administration "owes a specific explanation to the American people." At least it is a start. Specter rightfully cited that the President has lashed out at (as part of full disclosure, Specter did not actually use the word "lashed" but instead used something along the lines of "justifiably criticized") Congress for leaking information, yet has done nothing to diffuse this situation.

While Specter has showed some courage to go against the party line, the supposed, real "maverick" of the Republican party has been totally MIA. McCain, we are waiting for your principled stand on the issues. But instead of calling on the Bush-Cheney mafia to explain themselves, he has been making nice with the boys at Liberty University. I fear the McCain has taken a rightward turn for the worse from which there is no return. He has turned into a total brown-nosing, ass-wiper who caters to the likes of the CC and Jerry Falwell. Apologies for the language, but I am just so frustrated that a politician who I actually admired seems to be content with betraying what I (and many others) believed were his ideals. Give the man some pom-poms, a wig, and a pleated short skirt, and let's call it a day.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Gag Me With A Spoon

I hate to resort to Valley Girl speak, but err! I am so frustrated with the Bush Administration. Since when is it considered to be "in the public interest" to disclose the identity of a *potential* (I use potential here since it is apparently still a contentious issue.) undercover CIA agent? Clearly it is not in the interest of national security. Why would anyone want to be a CIA agent if the government could turn on them? Talk about open season. Not to mention the fact that governments both rogue and friendly must be suspicious of anyone who came into contact with Plame. Either Scott McClellan is another one of Bush's less than stellar appointees (remember Brownie... "New Orleans is drowning... oh, but does my tie look good?") or he hasn't just been drinking the kool-aid, he has been inhaling it.

PS. To add insult to injury, McClellan said the information was disclosed to refute "irresponsible and unfounded accusations", which I believe we now know to be true... hmmm...

PPS. If McCain does not make a statement calling out the Bushies on this, I will be forced to re-demote him to "bad bad man" status.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

A Bad Bad Man

You know how I said McCain is a bad bad man. Well, scratch that. McCain is just a bad man. Bush is a bad bad man.

In Court filings, Scooter Libby stated that President Bush authorized his leaks related to the Valerie Plame Affair. Great! So our president has turned into a Russian tyrant (ala Vladimir Putin) and is now seeking to destroy his enemies through the media. As President Bush does have the ability to declassify information, what happened may not be illegal per say. But the actions of the Administration are very clearly pushing the line of what is acceptable legal behavior. They thoroughly, in my opinion, violate the spirit of the law. At the very least, it is certainly unethical and very reprehensible. It is interesting that the Bush Administration chose to "declassify" such sensitive information about a political enemy's wife. I for one would advocate, at the very least, censure for Bush and Cheney if these allegations turn out to have even an iota of truth.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

I Don't Even Know Where To Begin.

Paris Hilton playing Mother Theresa on the Big Screen? Has someone been smoking crack? Clearly, yes. An Indian director making a biopic on Mother Theresa is hoping to cast Paris as Mother Theresa. (See the article in People Magazine for details.)

Why does this casting make sense? Well is you believe Mother Theresa made sex tapes, slept with a string of Greek shipping heirs, and collected 20+ carat diamond rings, well then clearly Paris was born to play here. Not to mention that Paris really does care for the poor...

Perhaps the movie is a parody on Mother Theresa's life?

Monday, April 03, 2006

It's Been A While...

But I'm back... with some thoughts (fancy that!)

  1. How *awesome* is it that Tom DeLay is not running for re-election? That's right you slimy little varmit, run back down to Texas with you tail between your legs and go exterminate some bugs.
  2. How *sad* is it that Florida seems to be heading towards a big time blow-out of UCLA? I guess this is what happens when you ignore your own rules about always betting against the Pac-10.
  3. Why was Failure to Launch like the worst movie ever? I love MMc and SJP has a certain charm. But the movie wasn't just bad... it was god awful!
  4. How can people not believe in global warming? How can educated, in school with me people not believe in global warming? It is unfathomable. Perhaps they have read too much Michael Crichton.
  5. Apparently Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are going to get married this summer. Ew gross! I wonder if premarital sex is illegal for Scientologists?
  6. Eerrr... that Noah guy from Florida totally annoys me! Although it is kind of cool that his father won the French Open way back when. Oh... poor poor UCLA.
  7. I hope Rory forgives Logan on Gilmore Girls. He is really cute and rich and amusing and full of himself. And her dad likes him! I better tune in tomorrow.
  8. Is it bad that I watch America's Next Top Model? And does Tyra Banks sometimes look super scary? I wonder if that is why Chris "I used to be a kick ass basketball player and destroyed the UMich bball program" dumped her *fierce* ass.
  9. It kind of sucks that Drew Brees got traded to the Saints. I bet he is going to suck there. Well at least the Patriots will continue sucking now that they lost Vinateri. I *hate* the Patriots.
  10. I do like the song called "It's been awhile...", I have been trying to remember the rest of the words while writing this post... (it's been awhile since I could hold my head up high, it's been a while since I first saw you...)

Stay tune for my next post (tomorrow) on why John McCain is a bad bad man

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Announcing The Top 65 Teams

Is the NCAA tournament selection committee on crack?

  • Does Memphis really deserve to be a No. 1 seed? Sure they Conference USA, but even I could have done it. The only meaningful wins they have are against Gonzaga and UCLA. They lost to Duke and Texas.
  • Talk about a lack of parity in the No. 3 seeds. In what world would Iowa and Gonzaga be named in the same breathe? As far as I am concerned, Gonzaga (and I strongly dislike like them) got the shaft, and Iowa got lucky. Here's to hoping Xavier can upset Gonzaga. I have liked Xavier for years; they have a cool name.
  • How did the Missouri Valley (Wichita St, Bradley, Southern Ill, Northern Iowa) conference get the same number of teams in as the ACC (Duke, Chapel Hill, Boston College, NC State)? Together the Missouri Valley entrants played a total of four ranked teams and beat two of them (Iowa and Bucknell). It was too hard to count the ranked wins out for the ACC.
  • Does Syracuse really deserve their No. 5 seed? They had an excellent run in the tournament, but how much of that was luck over substance? I have a strong dislike for the Orangemen (as I am sure I have mentioned repeatedly). Their fans are particularly annoying. The only reason they won a national championship in 2003 was that they were able to play most of their games in Albany and Boston.

Points of note...

  • An all Big Ten match up in the first round? Indiana takes on San Diego St. Perhaps Steve Fischer has found the new Fab Five. But I think not.
  • Semi-finals in the 2nd round? Michigan State could face a rematch with No. 3 seed Chapel Hill in Dayton, if the seeding goes as planned.
  • Michigan State has beat the following teams this season: No. 2 Ohio State, No. 3 Iowa, No. 4 Illinois, No. 4 Boston College, No. 7 Wichita State, No. 8 Arizona, No. 9 Wisconsin
  • Isn't it just mean to have a play in game? It seems downright rude, especially since no one watches that game.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

How Rude...

This comment by Bruce Weber at ESPN.com really burned me up.
"We beat them four times in a row, we beat them on Senior Day, how would you feel? We embarrassed them last week on their court. They had all the motivation. Of all the teams I didn't want to come back and play a week later... and they're a good team."

What an arrogant little prat.

According to my sister, ever since Michigan State beat Wisconsin four times in the same season, State has been unable to dominate the series the way they used too. Here's to hoping something similar will apply here, and Illinois will no longer be that infernal pain in the arse.

Friday, March 10, 2006

On The Meaning of Happiness...

Happiness means never having to say you're sorry. (Okay, so it's really supposed to be *love* and not happiness, but whatever.)

What happiness really means tonight, March 10th, is that Michigan State beat Illinois. Dee Brown had, count them, 1-2-3-4-5 points tonight. Dee, I laugh at you. And I am certainly entitled to. After all those 3-pointers you made a few months ago, to be reduced to two baskets has got to suck!

Happiness also means watching Villanova, UConn, Georgetown, and the other Big East behemoths fall. Now, if God is watching, maybe the ACC will be taken down a notch or two, and Michigan State can be guaranteed something a little bit better than ESPN's predicted 7. (Although I believe ESPN is grossly biased against State.)

Tomorrow happiness will mean, watching Alford lose. It's a bit unlikely, but a girl has got to dream. True happiness also means that the networks will decide to actually decide to air the Big Ten tournament here. It is arguably the best conference in the country, especially in light of the Big East meltdowns. But in this case I hold out no hope, as we will likely be treated to Boneheim trying to get his boys a win over Pitt. I haven't liked them since the days of Carmelo (the candy boy kid).

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

You Call That Journalism

No wonder people are getting their news from blogs these days. Since when did a story titled "$241,000 stripclub tab finally settled" deserve to be on the frontpage of CNN.com? Meanwhile there is no mention of Enron (one of the largest corporate bankruptcies ever) on the front page, despite the fact that their former Chief Financial Officer testified against both the former CEO and the former Chairman of the Board today. That is just sad!

Something New

Are you bored of the iPod yet? I certainly am. When I first purchased my iPod way back when, it was new, it was cool, it was trendy, and it was exclusive. Now everyone and their mother (and possibly even their father) have one. Taking the T, all you see are the white ear buds. I am definitely on the market for a new portable music player. But I refuse to pay the requisite $300 for another iPod that everyone already has. I want something new and special and am more than willing to pay for it. So why don't the consumer electronic companies make something. Perhaps it could be circular instead of rectangular, pastel instead of white, have a bigger screen with buttons on the side instead of the scroll bar. But no! Everyone just copies the iPod. (See Samsung's new iPod clone.)

Monday, March 06, 2006

March Madness Is Here Again

There are things to be happy about...
Duke losing to Chapel Hill is definitely one. Although I must confess to being rather torn about it. Duke irritates me. JJ Redick irritates me. Coach K irritates me. But Roy Williams irritates me even more. Can you even manage the level of irritation I am talking about? I mean, who does he think he is to diss Big Ten hoops? On the whole, I guess I am pleased to see Duke get another loss, although in all likelihood, they still have a lock on the No. 1 Seed. And as far as UNC goes, the win is symbolic more than anything... What the heck is a TarHeel anyway? Please clarify.

Then there are things to be unhappy about...
Princeton posting one of its worst seasons ever - (1) the lowest point total ever in history and (2) being 3 games behind Penn. Hopefully, they will regroup in the off-season and make this Tiger proud!
State is tied with Michigan in the Big Ten. How did this happen? Sure we played a harder schedule. Sure Trannon was out. Sure everyone likes to pick on Paul Davis and Ager doesn't always bring his game. But come on! Michigan has been nothing since the demise of the Fab Five, and I'd like it to stay that way. This state is not big enough for two schools to both be good at basketball (or football for that matter, where we have kindly ceded to the Wolverines).

In Search of Strong Men?

No, this post is not about the pursuit of hot men or body builders. Rather it is my follow on to a class discussion today.

My classmates proposed that democracy is not always the right system for countries emerging from the throes of the "-isms" (communism, totalitarianism, imperialism). Rather for these countries to manage their development and change, it is beneficial to have a "strong man" in place who does not have to worry about polls and re-election. They can force their country to make the necessary, and often unpopular, sacrifices for success. This argument while it has merits is, in my opinion, utter bullshit. Why?

  • The world is littered with dictators who assumed power in a vacuum and have proceeded to oppress and pillage their people. The most egregious examples being Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe and Congo's Laurent Kabila. These men have not helped modernize or develop their countries, rather they have looted their countries' bank accounts. One could potentially make the argument that the people of Congo and Zimbabwe would be better off under the Belgians and English, despite their numerous and significant shortcomings, than either of these "strong men".
  • Absolute power corrupts absolutely... Ironically, both Mugabe and Kabila fought to end colonialism and over time, adopting the worst (without any of the best) of their colonizers' characteristics, have developed their own methods of supression
  • Once one has consolidated power, there is in no case that I can think of any turning back. Name of dictator who has willingly given way to democracy. The "strong man" concept lends itself to a autocrat who can only be overthrown by coup or military junta, both of which are usually bloody. If you can think of a case where there was a bloodless transition from a "strong man" to democracy. I would love to hear it!

On a side note, I believe democracies are stable institutions. To my recollection, no two democracies have ever waged war against each other. Although progress in a democracy may be slower initially as multiple stakeholders must be satisfied, it is the only model for long-run success. It is the only model that can alleviate corruption and create the transparency required for citizens to invest in their and their country's future.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

And It Just Gets Better

Stupid me. Duke lost to Florida State not Florida. Wow. Now that has got to hurt!

Happy Days Are Here Again? Maybe...

I was pretty upset this weekend. Michigan State came from behind at Bloomington to pull ahead of Indiana. But the refs had to go and foul Paul Davis out. And the house of cards that is Michigan State basketball fell apart. In fact, State's basketball team is beginning to remind me an awful lot of State's football team. They start strong, and choke down the stretch. For the past few years all that has kept the Green and White faithful going is the basketball program. That cannot fall apart on us now!

But on a brighter note today, Duke went down. This game has been a long time coming. And although Billy Donovan's resemblance to a used car salesman does disturb me, I got to hand it to him for making the House of K come crashing down.

Well, there is still hope with Trannon back for the Big Ten tournament, we could see some *March Magic*. Here's to hoping.

Monday, February 20, 2006

Random Musings About Nothing In Particular

So this weekend I have been wondering a few things...
  1. Is "Grey's Anatomy" titled after the anatomy book or after it's particularly annoying lead intern, Meredith Grey? She annoys me more than Ally McBeal, a feat I thought nearly impossible.
  2. Why does Bode Miller keep screwing up? He seemed cool in his "60 Minutes" interview, but at the Games he just keeps choking. Why? Is it the worst week of his life? Has he been partying Turino style? Did all the publicity give him nerves?
  3. Since when has speed skating been so full of drama? Watching the US men's team is like watching a reenactment of "Mean Girls" minus the pretty people.
  4. In this post-9/11 world and given our war on terror, why on earth are we letting the U.A.E manage our ports? How can it be in our national security to let an Arab nation that produced terrorists control entrance into our country. Republicans and Democrats both think Bush, Chertoff, and Cheney are on crack. Credit my intelligence that I realized this much earlier.
  5. How to male athletes in the Winter Olympics feel about their all spandex get-ups?
  6. Is there something in the water in Iowa? or is Alford feeding his team 'roids? When did Iowa get good? I wonder if Alford will guest on Knight's reality show. That would be awesome. Maybe they could have a chair throwing competition.
  7. Are Unions good or bad? Tough one. Wal-mart says no. Democrats say yes.
  8. How funny is it that Nick Lachey is suing Jessica Simpson for spousal support? Talk about a wuss... although he probably deserves it for putting up with her for so long. Nancy Sinatra should sue her for slander - way to bastardize "These Boots Were Made For Walking".
  9. Did Alexander Hamilton have the right idea?
  10. Why are Muslims still rioting about the cartoons? Perhaps they should riot over the fact that many of their countries are corrupt (Pakistan, Bangladesh), engaged in mass genocide (Sudan), lack a truly free press (Iran, Egypt), etc.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Cheney's Got A Gun

There are far more important stories out there than that of Veep shooting a Republican donor. For example, did Tom and Katie really break up? How did all the medalled pairs teams suffered from major injuries this year? and what does that say about the competition? Is Billy Zane really that hard up that he has to act as an American thug in xenophobic Turkish movies? What are those conversation hearts really made out of? Seriously, there are real pressing issues facing this country.

But still I can't resist. During the 2004 election, the Democrats hammered Cheney on the five deferments he received during the Vietnam War. At the time, it seemed odd that a man who had never seen combat had no qualms about sending our troops into battle. But now, I wonder if it was for the best. Given his shooting abilities and abundant lack of aim. It is unclear that he could have hit any Commies. And God only knows how many of our own troops would have been hit by Cheney (friendly) fire.

Insanity Runs in the White House

I always thought George W. was a bit crazy, perhaps even nuts (on the order of Tom Cruise)? And now it appears that there is evidence suggesting that it may be true.

According to a study by Duke Medical School, almost half the presidents from 1789-1974 suffered from some form of mental illness at some point of their life. (side note: They only looked at dead presidents... I wonder why.) Depression was the most common affliction. Although I recall from history class that Lincoln, and more particularly his wife Mary Todd, suffered from depression (understandable given the situation of the country and the death of their son), I did not realize how widespread the problem was. It is suspected that Teddy Roosevelt and Lyndon B. Johnson suffered from a bipolar disorder. The case of Teddy Roosevelt is especially surprising given that history has always portrayed him as vigorous and energetic. It is hard to reconcile that with today's Prozac addicted bipolar patient. Other presidents thought to have suffered from mental illness include Calvin Coolidge (depression), Ulysses Grant, and Tricky Dick.

I would be curious to see a similar study run for First Ladies. Many of them suffered as well. Which leads to the question of whether the symptoms researchers found are related to genetics or environment and stress induced.

So does this prove that George W is insane? Perhaps that is wishful thinking. But the results to seem to suggest that there is a propensity for American Presidents to become mentally ill. And in the interim, we can certainly agree that while not mentally ill, George W is mentally challenged.

The Music Genome

My friend introduced me to Pandora (http://www.pandora.com) today. Provide it with the name of your favorite song/artist, and it will return a radio station that will play all your favorite songs.

The creators of this website have broken music down to its fundamental components or "genes" based on melody, harmony, rhythm, lyrics, arrangement, etc. and grouped similar sounding songs together.

I tested the system with "Gwen Stefani" and received mixed results. I do like Depeche Mode and Garbage. However, I was a bit surprised when Lindsay Lohan's "To Know Your Name" came up. I'll have to test the system out a bit more.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Who Gave Dick A Gun?

Talk about absurd. Dick Cheney shot is friend in the face while hunting. Remember Dick (if I was his friend I would really be calling him Dick). Guns don't kill people, people kill people. And being friends with Dick Cheney is apparently hazardous to your health.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Slip of the Tongue

Normally network news tries to be unbiased (obviously, Fox News is not "normal") to the point where they almost withhold the facts, but today Bob Schieffer slipped. He was questioning a correspondent about the role of the administration's secret wiretap - spy program in averting a potential terrorist attack in LA. When the correspondent replied that he believed the intelligence was gathered through "vigorous questioning", Schieffer queried, "Torture?". The silence was audible. He did try to dig himself out, by saying something to the extent of "not in this country". But the exchange was clearly odd, and the correspondent seemed rather surprised. Still while the right may decry Schieffer's comment as part of the liberal bias of main stream media, I say, slip of the tongue or not, at least someone spoke the truth.

Privacy on the Net

Apparently, Yahoo! has been providing information to Chinese law enforcement that has enabled the government to jail political dissidents. Google and Microsoft have been engaging in similar behavior as well. Google made adjustments to their search algorithm to comply with China's restrictions on free speech. Microsoft shut down a popular blog at the request of the Chinese government. Not only are these companies enabling the Chinese government's policies of censorship, but they are also earning a hefty profit. At the very least, they should be punished in the court of public opinion.

In the US, the government is threatening to sue Google to get records of search queries. Ostensibly, this is to find and prosecute pornographists, which seems like a noble enough cause. But when does it become more than that? What if the data is stored and mined? What if the data is used to track down those less than thrilled with the government for monitoring people? I have conducted key word searches with strange combinations like "bomb" and "Al Qaeda", does that mean I would be watched?

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Much Ado About... Cartoons?

Is it just me or are Muslims at times over sensitive? It seems that the Palestinian Street and the masses of the Arab world more broadly are always ready to explode. Strangely, rather than the War in Iraq, it was cartoons (depicting Mohammed) that led Muslims across the world (through predominantly in the East) to take to the street. Is all this furor over "lack of sensitivity" in a drawing really justified? How is it that a cartoon showing Mohammed with a missile in his turban is more offensive than Saddam Hussein building mosques with minarets that look like Scud missiles?

True. Islam prohibits all images of Mohammed. But in America you are not allowed to burn flag, yet it happens time and again in the Middle East. Americans do not take to the streets in response to flag burnings. We do not start riots, foment violence, or attack foreign embassies. So when Arab leaders claim we, Americans, need to more sensitive to local cultures, I say, should you not too.

In the West, we constantly push the envelope and subject different groups of people to mockery. Rolling Stone latest cover features Kanye West with a crown of thorns on his head and the title 'The Passion of Kanye West'. Yet Christian Conservatives are not up in arms. In fact, American Muslims while perhaps upset by the cartoons have not been enraged enough to protest. Why is that?

If the Arab Street wants respect then they should protest respectfully. Their current behavior does nothing to help their cause in the eyes of those in the West who would speak for them. Attempts by the Iranians to further trivialize the Holocaust with their own malicious version of a cartoon contest is nothing short of heinous and points to their hypocrisy.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Anti-War Idol or Anti-American Icon

Like most people, I was more than sympathetic to Cindy Sheehan. I was cheering her on. Her protest at President Bush's ranch last year raised awareness about the cost of the Iraq War. Through her personal tragedy, she highlighted the failings of the administration in a way that Democrats could not, after all how can anyone attack a mother who lost her son. However, some where along the line, Cindy Sheehhan went from a mother mourning her son to a woman with a dangerous agenda.

Although not a fan of President Bush, his administration, his war, his policies, or anything even remotely related to him, I am a great believer in the strength and fundamental goodness of America and its citizens. There is no other country in the world that affords the opportunity and freedom that American does. So while people have the right to whole heartedly bash the administration and their decisions, I question whether people living in this country have the right to bash America. Unfortunately, as of late, Cindy Sheehan has started doing just that.
  • Just this week, Sheehan stood side-by-side with President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela, who is no friend of America, as he said, "Enough of imperial aggression. We must tell the world, down with the US empire."

In addition, Sheehan has made a number of statements meant to equate Bush's mistakes (which were many and in some cases deliberate) to the crimes of Osama bin Laden. As much as I dislike Bush, I find Sheehan's statements to be ignorant and offensive. Agreeing that Bush is "the greatest terrorist in the world" in a worldwide forum in a country hostile to the US is in poor taste. As is her suggestion that Bush is ten times worse than Osama. Sheehan has become not a symbol of the anti-war movement, but rather a symbol of the anti-America movement. She represents something far more insidious in the left. Hatred of Bush and the war cannot become hatred of America and what we stand for (freedom, peace, and justice).

Democrats must avoid association with Sheehan. Her attempt to run in the Democratic primary against Senator Feinstein will damage the party even further beyond belief and create more fodder for the Rove machine. In addition, Nancy Pelosi should rebuke her colleague from California for even inviting Sheehan to the State of the Union. Sheehan's arrest for wearing an anti-war t-shirt to the speech, as trivial as it may seem, shows just how far from the center Democrats are. I am very sad for my party.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Rumfeldisms

I was not paying attention in class today, which is actually nothing new, and was instead reading my friend's Bushisms calendar. And it got me to thinking that Rumsfeld in the past has sounded an awful lot like Bush. Perhaps they are friends because no one else can understand them...

Without further ado, here are some of my favorite Rumsfeldisms.

  • "Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we know we don't know."
  • "There's another way to phrase that and that is that the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. It is basically saying the same thing in a different way. Simply because you do not have evidence that something does exist does not mean that you have evidence that it doesn't exist."
  • "I don't know what the facts are but somebody's certainly going to sit down with him and find out what he knows that they may not know, and make sure he knows what they know that he may not know."

If that's not enough Rumsfeld for you. Check out the Rumsfeld doll. It even talks and says things like "What they do with themselves is up to them and what people around them do with them is up to the people around them." Sweet. Enlightenment.

Or if you are of a more intellectual bent, check out The Existential Poetry of Donald H. Rumsfeld. It contains quotes similar to the ones above as well as real "poetry".

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Has Tom Cruise Gone Completely Nutters?

The list of reasons to think he may be completely bonkers has been growing, especially as of late.
  • Being part of a couple nicknamed 'TomKat'
    Jumping up and down on Oprah's couch because he is so in love with the amazing afore mentioned Kat
  • Calling Brooke Shield's use of prescription drugs for postpartum depression "misguided"
  • Lecturing "Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt,..." Lauer on how he knew the history of psychiatry
  • Buying a sonogram machine (dude if you got $20K just laying around, donate it to charity!)

And apparently now, he has deleted a "racy" sex scene from Katie Holmes new movie. It was more dirty than he felt comfortable with, and he wasn't even there when they were screening it. What's going on? Is he her dad now? God knows he's almost old enough to be...

Is Oprah Full Of Herself?

I don't often watch Oprah, but with all the previews for today's show - Oprah Confronts the Author who Conned Her - I couldn't resist. I wish I could determine what about this annoys me. Is it that the fact that Oprah's "I've been conned" story or "I feel so betrayed/humiliated/hurt" story has been dominating the airwaves instead of other stories like the War in Iraq, Political Corruption, etc.

Oprah's pretension really annoys me sometimes...

PS. When I ran the spell check... it tried to turn Oprah's name into Ovaries. Now that's funny!

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Cheating, cheating, cheating

Why are they always cheating down in Ann Arbor?

Remember the Fab Five? They were a bunch of cheater and liars who together with Steve Fischer first brought down the Michigan basketball program.

Then there was last year's football game where Michigan decided that rather than play defense against Stanton they wanted to get him out of the game. No better way to do that than busting his shoulder.

Today, Michigan beat State 72-67 in a game where MSU had 27 fouls to 16. Something is wrong with this picture. Even the announcers said the calls were bad. It wouldn't surprise me if some refs had their hands in UMich's pockets.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Brokeback Bush

Bush is supposed to be the John Wayne President. With his "my way or the highway" attitude, big belt buckles, and cowboy hats that dwarf his head, Bush relishes his role as a rancher clearing brush.



So Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhall wore flannel, but ranchers are ranchers, right?









So then why won't he go see 'Brokeback Mountain'? It's one of the year's most honored films. Does he not like gay people? That does not seem very compassionate. Maybe the movie makes ranchers look less manly. Does it bother him the a same sex couple has been portrayed so movingly on the big screen? Someone should ask him if he has seen 'Capote' or 'Transamerica'. Isn't it strange that as right-wing conservatives dominate America, the most critically praised movies are all about homosexuals (and transsexuals)?

Random Smart-ass student from KSU: You're a rancher. A lot of us here in Kansas are ranchers. I was just wanted to get your opinion on 'Brokeback Mountain,' if you've seen it yet.

Bush: You would love it. You should check it out.

The same awesome KSU student: You would love it. You should check it out.

Bush: grimace. pause. wince. I haven't seen it. I'd be glad to talk about ranching, but I haven't seen the movie.

You gotta love that guy from Kansas State.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Showtime Lakers Or Show-off Kobe

81 points in one night. Even if you are a Kobe hater (like me!), you have to have some respect for that. My respect, however, is grudgingly given. Some how with his 81 points, Kobe is at his worst. He is back to being the ball hog, playing a team sport, but forgetting that he has a team. Kobe is most certainly a star, but he will never be a superstar if he cannot take him team all the way without Shaq. He needs to help the rest of team step up instead of trying to go down in the record books where even after last night Wilt is still king.

Be a Pistons fan. The Bad Boys are back again... well technically they have been back for awhile... and here to stay.

If It Looks Like A Duck And It Quacks Like A Duck

Then it might just be a duck.

Despite President Bush's desire to recast his domestic spying program as a "terrorist surveillance program", the fact remains that it has been used in a rather Nixonian fashion. If the US Government taps the conversations of it's citizens, stores the information, and then mines it, as evidence the administration has not refuted has shown, then what you have is not a tool in the war against terror, but Big Brother. This "terrorist surveillance program" (read: domestic spying program) points to the worst excesses that can occur when one administration consolidates power in the way this administration has.

The administration has even had the nerve to claim that if this system had been in place prior to 2001, the 9/11 terrorist attacks would have been prevented. This is offensive on multiple levels. It is an attempt to once again portray the opponents of the program as unpatriotic and to placate and brainwash their base at the expense of the victims. To date the administration's "terrorist surveillance program" has yielded no arrests of indictments of Al Qaeda members. Rather is has led to eavesdropping on liberal student groups, anti-war protestors, and those with opinions differing from the administration. Clearly, Mr. President, you have a duck. A domestic spy program.

Saturday, January 21, 2006

And Then There Were None

Florida is no longer in the ranks of the unbeaten.

How The Mighty Have Fallen

Pitt lost today, but frankly I don't much care about them. I have much bigger fish to fry.

Duke also lost today. This pleases me on multiple levels. Coach K has annoyed me since he started doing all those annoying American Express commercials. (The repeat use of the word of annoyed should help signify the extent of my annoyance.) And he is supposedly a CCC (a "crazy", Christian conservative). And I am so tired of the Duke fans "yukking" it up every year. Plus Georgetown is cool. Big John Thompson used to coach there, and now Little John Thompson does (although he is actually kind of big too) and he used to play and coach at Princeton. Far cooler than Coach K.

All that's left is for Florida and their used car salesman coach to lose today. Why does he have to slick his hair back so much? If he stopped, I wouldn't dislike them quite so much.

The Strategy For Reelection

According to Karl Rove, the Republican strategy for reelection should focus on national security. While that is all fine and good, aside from posturing, has there been any real improvement in national security? The Bush administration continuously points to the fact that there have been no other terror attacks since 2001. But it is unclear if this can be credited to our Intelligence agencies, which we have discovered are not really intelligent, or to the fact that terror organizations were simply busy elsewhere (e.g., Spain and London). In which case all we have succeeded in doing is making the US safer at the expense of our Allies (if they still call themselves that).

Recordings from this week alone, already prove that that Osama bin Laden is still alive. Osama, the mastermind behind 9/11 and, aside from Pearl Harbor, one of the greatest breeches in American security, has alluded the world's only super power for over 5 years now. Bush promised not to rest unless he was captured dead or alive. Yet pictures of him clearing brush from his ranch suggest that Bush has "flip-flopped" on the issue. In his own words, "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." - March 2002. Now how can we trust the Republicans with security when their leader makes such statements?

Under the watch of Bush and the Republicans, we seem no closer to breaking down Al Qaeda's extensive terror network. Nor have there been any meaningful convictions of Al Qaeda operatives. Instead, to show progress, the US government has been relegated to shuffling suspects between military and civilian courts, incarcerating individuals with little to know evidence in Guantanamo, and sending suspects in secret to countries known to practice torture. In fact, the attorney general seems closer to indicting members of "terrorist" environmental organizations who cut power lines and start fires than to convicting suspected bombers.

Under the Republican administration, there has been a significant increase in global nuclear capabilities. Aside from their questionable attempts to address the Iraq situation, the outcome of which may lead to even greater problems, the other two members of the axis-of-evil have been left to their own devices. North Korea (e.g., Kim Jong Il) remains aloof to the disapprobation of the world and the suffering of his people. Safe in the knowledge that the US is spread far too then between Iraq and Afghanistan, that China and Russia refuse to lift a finger against them, and that they have nuclear weapons. Likewise, Iran with the assistance of Russia, has been able to develop nuclear capabilities for questionable purposes (either the destruction of Israel or the energy, the true purpose remains a mystery). So do I feel safer? Not really, in fact, the catastrophic scenario described in On the Beach seems far more likely now than it did during the Cold War.

So Mr. Rove, if you want to make the next election on national security, as your fearless leader once said, I say "bring it on". You surely cannot win this election on facts, though I suppose that hasn't stopped you before.

Friday, January 20, 2006

Take That

What was Larry Brown thinking when he left the Pistons last year? Well if he didn't ask himself that question earlier, he certainly had to be asking himself that question tonight. The Pistons to put it quite simply kick ass, while the Knicks on their best days only show glimmers of potential. And without Marbury there's not even that. If the papers are to be believed, Isaiah, the original Bad Boy himself, is hoping to add K.G. to his roster. With Garnett, the Knicks could be contenders. Unfortunately for them, now, as Larry Brown put it, they are just J.V.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

It's Alive!

Osama's back. And on the attack. Apparently, he wants a truce. But there's no juice.

I just felt like rhyming. Interesting timing though given the recent US airstrikes in Pakistan, which I am sure have led to a recruiting boon for Al Qaeda.

Bush thinks he's got Osama on the run. But I doubt this suggestion of a truce is significant given that he speaks of new attacks in the making.

Let the War on Terrorism roll on.

When Does Politics Become Too Political?

I wonder if the American political system was always... well, for lack of a better word... so political. Sure Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr dueled to the death, but that was as much about political differences as it was about women, power (which today is politics), and money. While we laugh at the powdered hair of the Founding Fathers, they would likely be hysterics over today's politicians with their caked on make-up, frequent photo-ops, and their very public preening in TV spots and at fundraising events. Politics 200 years ago had to have been about more than hiring the best speech writers and spin.

The nomination of Judge Alito to the Supreme Court captures the extremes of today's political system. Everyone involved from George W to Senators like Ted Kennedy and Lindsay Grahm are guilty of grandstanding and pandering to their base. Joe Biden was the classic example with his ten minute long questions. In the 1800s, the Supreme Court was setting precedent that changed the history of our country with cases like Dred Scott and Plessy vs. Ferguson. Perhaps it is the romance of a bygone era, but I imagine their hearings would make ours look like the WWF Smackdown. And despite the interrogation from both sides the hearings have done nothing to further our (the public's) understanding of the issues of the nominee's stance. If you disagree, think back to David Souter. The conservatives worst nightmare.

While I believe the Republicans can be blamed for the majority of today's enmity. Historically, the Democrats have been just as guilty. Politicians cannot seem to help themselves from aggregating power. For every Tammany Hall and Boss Tweed there has been a Presidency like Grant's rife with scandal (sound familiar?). With all the problems we face, and terrorism is only one of them, playing politics does not help anyone. As the world's greatest nation and only super power, we, as Americans, are at our weakest point. There is no place else to go but down, and without a strong unified government that is exactly where we will end up.

Just to set the record straight, I do not think Grant was bad pre say. But rather, that as a General, he was less prepared for the Office of the President and as such was easy to manipulate. His Cabinet had no qualms about taking advantage of his weaknesses. I withhold judgment on GWB at this time.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Some Great Recent Quotes

  • [the house] "has been run like a plantation, and you know what I'm talking about" - Sen. Hilary Clinton, D-NY
  • "There's a lot of people that are having heartburn with all the publicity and if they have heartburn I can be the Rolaids" - Rep. Bob Ney, R-OH
Sadly, Ney is no antidote. If only he were. Government spending on prescription drugs would decrease by more than GWB's latest, and not so greatest, plan. The key to reigning in healthcare costs is to turn Ney into Rolaids.

  • "It's [New Orleans] a heck of a place to bring your family to." - Pres. George W. Bush, R

This is an oldie, but I have been meaning to get it down for awhile now. Because obviously, the first thing most people think of when they hear New Orleans, Bourbon Street, Mardi Gras, booze, and beer is not 'Girls Gone Wild', but the Disney World Creole style. Come on!

  • "I don't do ideology. You're -- look if you think I'm ideological, you're crazy. I'm a watch dog." - Bill O'Reilly

Bill you may think you are not an ideologist. But you are most certainly not a journalist. You are a bully and a former, Inside Edition host, who for some god forsaken reason got handed a mic and an hour of air time. What I fail to understand is how you ever attended the Kennedy School of Government. Harvard's name is forever sullied.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Why I Like George Clooney

Sure he's good looking and sexy and a liberal. But how can you not love a guy who thanks Jack Abramoff after winning a Best Supporting Actor Award? The best was when he said, "Who names their kid Jack, when the last three letters of their name is 'off'". Funny!

Sunday, January 15, 2006

How Unhappy is Arlen Specter?

So the Chair of the Senate Judiciary mentioned President Bush's name in the same breath as impeachment? That's pretty unexpected and unbelievable, especially given the fact Alito, who has no respect for executive restraint, received smooth sailing through the judicial nomination process in large part due to Specter. I look forward to the open door hearings that Specter plans to run on wiretapping. Surely if Nixon was forced to resign over Watergate, should not Bush be forced to do the same? For all we know this is an illicit attempt to collect information on political challengers. (We already know it includes anti-war student protestors.) Then again, for all we know this could just be Specter's chemo talking.

Also, quite possible the unhappiest man in the NFL is Mike Vanderjagt, supposedly, the most precise field goal kicker in the country, who missed a field goal that would have sent the Steelers - Colts game into overtime. I guess Peyton needs to wait until next year.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Political Cartoons

I wish I could draw well enough to make these... I have not noticed any similarily in the cartoon to DeLay or Nye. But I like it nonetheless.



This cartoon comes from Slate on-line and is by Ted Rall.

Potpourri

For some reason, my brain has been thinking about too many times at the same time today. Here they are in no particular order...
  • Why does Alito take so long to answer questions? Everyone would respect him more if he just copped to being anti-abortion, but said he understood being a justice was not about his personal views. As it is, everyone knows what he is thinking because the man ain't got a poker face.
  • Could Alito turn in to David Souter Jr.? That's my dream.
  • Was there hanky-panky going on this fall behind "the Chin's" (that's Jennifer Aniston for those of you who can't figure it out) back? The Brangelina baby is due this Summer. If summer equals June, that baby was conceived in October when Brad filed for divorce.
  • Beauty and the Geek. Everything about it is just wrong. Ashton Kutcher is producing it. The WB is airing it. And socially-inept, engineering boys and women who apparently have little to wear and dubious intelligence are sharing bedrooms. What good can come of this I ask you? Probably none, but I find it ridiculously amusing.
  • Can Bushie be run out of Office? If high school girls can chase out of New Orleans, the possibility should be investigated.
  • Can Condi not shut up about Iran? There is a country that hates us and is run by a short, little, egomaniacal man who likes sunglasses, Swedish models, and playing with nuclear weapons. Kim Jung-Il. We should take care of him before we start playing hardball with Iran. As if they would listen to us anyway. I suppose with the new powers the Roberts Court + Alito will give him, Bushie could try to invade Iran, but we may have run out of soldiers. Perhaps the real issue is that Condi and Kim go to Ferragamo together unbeknownst to the rest of us.
  • Oh, I wish Alito's wife would "put a cork in it". I mean honestly, the Senator's were not that hard on her husband. And quite frankly it's his own fault for not answering the questions openly and belonging to women-hating clubs like CAP. Besides, Mrs. Alito, how many times have your husband's rulings made other people cry?

Monday, January 09, 2006

The Ten Things I Hate About You

It would have been great if I had saved this for Valentine's Day or something like it. But since Alito will likely be confirmed or denied by then, I'll have to think of something equally ironic for next month.

So in case you are wondering why I hate the Princeton educated, wunderkind, also known as Scalito. Here's why...
  1. Member of the he-man woman hater club*. This is a 3-in-1 reason.
    • According to Alito, "the constitution does not protect the right to an abortion"
    • The law requiring women to inform their husbands of their intent to get an abortion does not pose an undue burden. Hello!! This has so many holes in it, it's like Swiss cheese.
    • Although he doesn't believe Roe v. Wade can be overturned unilaterally, he believes (hopes?) that over time it can be limited to such a point that it can be overruled. Sneaky, very sneaky.
  2. Member of the Concerned Alumni of Princeton. They were anti-coeducation. If Alito and his CAP friends had their way, I would not have been able to attend Princeton. What a bum!
  3. Likes stripping. Let me clarify. He likes/approves of strip-searching little 10 -year old girls. Not cool. I wonder what his stance on pornography is...
  4. Not all votes are created equal. The idea of "one person, one vote" is firmly ingrained in American culture. But apparently not in the mind of Judge Alito. He does not believe in reapportionment. Rather he wants to drag us back to a place where special interests control the government. Hmmm... is that not what is happening now? We really do not need a justice who turns a blind eye to graft. And we certainly do not need a justice who would validate the creation of system that makes one man's vote worth more than another's.
  5. And let there be immunity for all politicians who violate the constitutional rights of their constituents. According to Alito, Big Brother should not be punished for unwarranted wiretapping. Rather they should be awarded "absolute immunity". One might be able to swallow such a ruling if it had been against suspected criminals but this ruling was against peace activists. Apparently, flower power can hurt. And, in Alito's day, it is clear that Orwell was not required reading.
  6. Checks and balances without the checks and balances. The federal system of checks and balances is one of the first things taught in History and Government classes. Not to be repetitive, but did Alito miss this class too? Stomping on Congressional authority and creating a lame duck court is not what the Founding Fathers had in mind, but I am sure it is what Bush&Co. had in mind. (Personally I am still trying to understand if Alito is a member of the Michigan militia: (1) ruled against machine gun ban, (2) wants to curtail Congressional power, but then he also wants an executive branch on steroids... go figure. Maybe it just means he wants Arnold to run for president).
  7. Smell the smog. Alito grew up in New Jersey, and, hence, perhaps understandably doesn't have the greatest appreciation for fresh air. However, that does not give him cause to allow companies to violate the Clean Air Act. Given his known lack of respect for Congressional authority and his history of rulings, it is unlikely that he will be in favor of any environmental legislation that appears before the court.
Other people who hate Alito include...
Alito's America

* I first of this club when I watched "Little Rascals", but their club was cute. They just didn't want to kiss girls.

    Friday, January 06, 2006

    Those Basketball Blues

    You woulda thought that Texas beating USC and its two Heisman Trophy winners would have been enough to make me smile for at least a week. (Remember, the PAC-10 = not a real conference. Fake sports like gymnastics and golfing don't count.) But no, I'm not happy. Want to know why?
    1. Stupid and dumb, why didn't you go pro last year, Dee Brown had to ruin my day. Normally, I love orange, at least as much as the next person (Go Tigers!), but not today. I mean seriously 7 3-pts? By the laws of probability and all that is holy, you should be all 3-ptered out now.
    2. Ager without double digits - sad!
    3. State with FG% of 35%. Unacceptable.
    4. Bruce Weber and his ugly tie. Well maybe that didn't make me unhappy. At least Izzo has better taste.
    5. The rest of the Spartan schedule. Up next, Wisconsin, Ohio State and Indiana. Say it ain't so
    All I gotta say is State better bounce back. The conference is too killer this year for $*!#-ups. (Apparently, I was told I swear too much when watching basketball. Go figure.)

    Friday, December 30, 2005

    March Madness: it seems to start earlier every year

    Reading ESPN on-line, I was pleasantly surprised to see the Big Ten listed as "what looks like the best conference in the country". Finally, the Big Ten is started to get some respect from all those ACC lovers out there. And why shouldn't we with Illinois, Michigan St., and a resurgent Indiana.

    While I am pleased with the Big Ten love, I do have doubts. Yesterday, Michigan St. played Tennessee Tech in what might have been their most piss-poor performance to date. Actually scratch that. The worst game was in Hawaii where Izzo apparently let the starters booze up and dehydrate themselves before the game so they had to be pulled out with leg cramps. Anyway back to the point. Michigan St. went over 6:00minutes without scoring in the Tennessee Tech game. That's just shameful and to top it off State's defense was half-ass at best. Personally, I think it was crap-ass. This kind of nonchalant, we're entitled to win type play might work against teams with lesser talent, but how they plan to beat Illinois like this on the 5th is beyond me.

    But I have an even bigger concern. Princeton is 2-8 this year. With losses to Monmouth where they scored 21 points (or something equally pathetic) and Carnegie Mellon (which I don't think is even a D-I school). I never thought I'd see the day my alma mater crumbled like this (ok, maybe in football, but surely not in basketball). I remember the 1996 win over UCLA (then defending champs) in the NCAA tournament, watching them clean-up the league in 1997, seeing the Tigers get ranked (really ranked! Top 25) in 1998, and beating Big John Thompson's team in the NIT in 1999. I miss those days. Sure it's a rebuilding year, but wasn't last year too?

    As a side, non-basketball related note. I am thrilled by the fact that UMich lost in the Alamo Bowl. After all the oohing-and-aahing sports commentators have been givinh Henne and the team in general, it was nice to see their predictions fall flat. All the more special since Nebraska hasn't really been much of anything since Crouch won the Heisman and the "it's okay to beat on your girlfriend" Coach Osborne left. Interestingly, he [Coach Osborne] is/was also in the US House as... gasp... a Republican? Surprised much.

    Thursday, December 29, 2005

    Tyra Banks is SO Sensitive

    Don't ask me why, but today I decided to watch the Tyra Banks Show. I must confess to being an occasional watcher of America's Next Top Model. But who doesn't like to see pretty, stupid girls being taken down a notch or two. Plus its just so comical and absurd you can't help yourself. The Tyra Banks Show however, is a bit different. This is Tyra trying to channel Oprah and being the Earth Mother Goddess type. On today's rerun she was all about sympathizing with fat people (or to be PC - the morbidly obese). This is totally Oprah territory and girlfriend better know what she's doing.

    In today's episode, Tyra donned a fat suit that turned her into a 350lbs. big woman. She rode mass transit and lived as the little people do and was shocked, horrified, and in tears to discover not everyone would bow down to her when she was in a fat suit. Poor Tyra was so distraught that her overweight guests had to console. Then Tyra and her fat suit went on a bunch of blind dates. These were the blind dates from hell. Partially because in her fat suit she was towering over the men and atleast 3 times there size. But more nightmarish because any comment she made was about her fatness. WHO DOES THAT? Apparently Tyra Banks. One can only imagine that when she is her fine skinny self she spends the entire date talking about her skinniness. I felt sorry for the clowns she went out with in her fat suit. They didn't seem all that bad. And honestly. Tyra. Inquiring minds want to know. Have YOU ever dated a 350lbs man (no. you cannot count any professional atheletes here.)? Or even better, because this would prove your saintliness, have you ever dated a poor AND fat man before?

    Saturday, December 24, 2005

    Brokeback Mountain: my second movie review

    So I must say that I was a little disappointed in Brokeback Mountain. Part of it was that I just could not get into the story and relate to it. The fact that I am not a gay cowboy could have been part of the problem. Also I am not sure why there is all this Oscar buzz for Heath Ledger. Sure he had to simulate sex with a guy and kiss Jake Gyllenhal, but other than that he basically mumbled a lot and had that quiet, stoic, American West attitude about him. Other interesting things I learned from the movie...

    1. There is life after Dawson's Creek that doesn't involve snogging stars twice your age. Michelle Williams had a small role in the movie, but she also had some really pivotal scenes (e.g., discovery, confrontation) and some superb facial expressions.

    2. Anne Hathaway is cute, but makes a horrible blonde. Yikes! No wonder her husband was picking up men. She should stick to being a brunette.

    3. The all denim look just really doesn't work for me. But apparently for cowboys in love its hot.

    4. Guys having sex isn't sexy or romantic. At least not in this movie. But then again I am not a gay man so I don't really understand...

    5. When do people ever name their daughters after their mom with Jr. at the end. (yes, I know they do in Gilmore Girls, but here it was just weird)

    So seriously, the movie was for the most part very tastefully done, and I think can appear to a broad audience because scenes are not very explicit. Also the scenery is beautiful. Most of the time when they show Ennis and Jack they are outside together sitting by a fire with whiskey or riding their horses. In these scenes, there is almost a chasteness to their love that really is sweet.

    Thursday, December 15, 2005

    The Resurgence of Michigan Basketball??

    Come again? When since the days of the Fab Five (the lying, cheating, NCAA violating Fab Five) has UMich ever been considered a contender? Well apparently ESPN, showing the bias sports reports always show to the Wolverines, believes they are back. In the past two days, news of a revitalized Michigan program has been papered all over their web pages. And today in Michigan made their Power 16 rankings. Sure regular season hasn't started, but other very worthy, very proven teams (e.g., Indiana - close game with Duke, beat Kentucky) were bumped from the list. So what exactly is it that makes UMich so very special?
    • Having a former Duke, Coach K protege as their coach? Well Quinn Synder hasn't been doing all that well at Missouri perhaps Tommy is overhyped as well.
    • Perhaps it was their super fab win over Boston University (yup, that's BU not BC, the ranked team)
    • Perhaps it's their awesome long, yellow, saggy shorts (Fab Five fashions still rule in AA)
    • Their win over Notre Dame is worthy of mention, but today's Notre Dame team isn't like teams of old (remember the team that made a tournament run way back when?)

    As far as I am concerned all these "so-called experts" are reaching for the next new "it" team, and in this case, it's way too much of a stretch!

    Monday, December 12, 2005

    Robber Barons

    Most people consider Big Tobacco to be at the bottom of the heap when it comes to corporate citizenship. Everyone (myself included) takes a certain pleasure at pointing out the flaws of Walmart (and there are many). But what does it really take for an industry to be relegated to the selfish, greedy, and just plain foul?

    In my mind, there are two businesses that exemplify a lot of what is wrong with America today - Big Pharma and Credit Card companies.

    Sure Big Pharma saves lives everyday. Their motto is "We'll save your life, but you won't like what you have left." With record profits and sky-rocketing costs for prescription drugs (why else would seniors go to Canada - presumably it's not to ski), Big Pharma can easily drive families into bankruptcy. Costs for certain cancer drugs can run $2000/dose. At 20 doses per treatment, the total is pretty close to the U.S. annual median income before taxes. So sure, your cancer is gone (at least for now), but what do you have left besides mounds of debt (and a piss poor credit rating thanks in no small measure to the latest bills passed by Bush & Co.) and no job? Well,l this is where the benevolent Credit Card companies step in.

    Most companies want clients who have money. With Credit Card companies, it is just the opposite. They want customers who cannot pay their bills. Credit Card companies actually lose money when people pay their bills on time. When consumers do not pay their bills on time, Credit Card companies can levy astronomical interest payments (potentially exceeding 20% compounded monthly! which can turn an anthill into a Mt. Everest) against them. The most attractive market for these companies are people who have recently filed for bankruptcy or lost everything (e.g., Katrina victims). These people need money to rebuild their lives, but likely don't have the cash on hand to make on-time payments, resulting in a huge windfall for the Credit Card companies. Since these people recently filed for bankruptcy and had their debts wiped clean, they will not be allowed to have any new debt forgiven (at least not until they are old, wizened, and hunchbacked from carrying years worth of credit card debt on their backs).

    Although both Big Pharma and Credit Card companies provide valuable services (arguably Big Pharma more so), they both take advantage of people in weak positions whether it be for health or financial reasons. What makes it all the more worse is these companies have yet to be truly unmasked for what they are. Big Tobacco was unmasked years ago, and anyone who sues cigarette manufacturers should have an reading, IQ, and deaf/dumb/blind test. But with these other businesses, it is still possible to dupe the consumer and that is what is happening today.

    Sunday, December 11, 2005

    Dr. Torture

    Is it strange that a man who took the Hippocratic oath has no problem standing by torture legislation? Sure there are all kinds of disclaimers he put on it - example, it only applies to terrorists, not to prisoners of war. The problem is torture is a slippery slope. Inflicting that kind of pain on people seems like something inhuman. Do we as Americans want our personnel engaging in such activities that must eat the soul and blur the lines between black and white. Not to mention, with what degree of clarity do we know if someone is a terrorist? Look at all the failed renditions. As a medical doctor, I would sincerely like to understand how Dr. Frist does not find any conflict between his views on torture and his learnings from Medical School.

    When Frist was first elected to the Senate, I remember being optimistic. Sure he is a Republican from Texas. But he was also well-educated, articulate, and seemed to make reasoned and measured arguments. But apparently, I was wrong. Frist was the Republican wolf in a moderate's clothing. He has consistently, in my opinion, come down on the wrong side of issues...
    1. Alito deserves an up and down vote you say? Well what about Harriet Miers? Were the founding fathers rolling in their graves when you along with the Republican leadership colluded to deny her a vote let a lone a hearing.
    2. She's alive! The whole Terri Schaivo debacle. I believe in life as much as the next person, but if that wasn't a gamble to win more of the CC vote, then your medical license should certainly be revoked. Diagnosing from grainy videos - shameful.
    3. The Martha effect. Frist is still under SEC investigation for alleged inside trading.

    Thursday, December 08, 2005

    My Favorite Cabinet Members

    Donald Rumsfeld - fellow Princeton grad, Class of '54 - is leaving office?

    It is a day many of us, myself included, have been hoping and praying for, but now that their appears to me actual momentum, I find myself rather distressed. Word on the Hill is that people are gunning for his job, namely Joe Lieberman. Now I am not a huge fan of Rummy, but this is ridiculous. As a former opponent of the Bush-Cheney consortium in 2000, how can Lieberman even consider being their Secretary of War? (Dumb question seeing as how he actually wanted to create a Department of War.) Although one shouldn't be too surprised given the drivel that is coming out of his mouth these days, case in point,


    "It is time for Democrats who distrust President Bush to acknowledge that he will be commander in chief for three more critical years and that in matters of war we undermine presidential credibility at our nation's peril."
    If the president and his administration were more open and upfront about their rationale for war, among other things, one would not be forced to question his motives/credibility. Lieberman should start acting like a Democrat and leave the Democrat-bashing to his friend the roach killer (Tom DeLay). Otherwise, I say hit the road Jack, it looks like the Gov. is gunning for your job anyway.

    Condoleezza (I have a gap between my two front teeth) Rice - former professor of International Relations at Stanford and current agitator for rendition - planning a run for president?

    So this isn't actually new news. But when Dr. Rice said,



    "The US does not permit, tolerate or condone torture under any circumstances."
    It made me wonder if she was (1) dim, after all the whole point of rendition is to outsource terror or (2) brainwashed - remember this is the woman who once referred to GW as her husband. In either case, she is not presidential material.

    However, in defense of her Ferragamo wearing self, I think Bush-Cheney, Gonzales, and Ashcroft so thoroughly blurred the lines of what torture is that under current law what happened to John McCain would probably no longer be considered torture. And that my friends is just plain dirty.

















    I took this picture from the Slate political cartoon website.

    Random Musings on Harry Potter

    So I have to admit that I am not a Harry Potter fan, but before you starting booing and hissing and hitting the back button, let me explain. Generally, I still do not think J.K.Rowlings books are as phenomenal as her sales have been. But that being said, I really liked book six (Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince) and the latest movie.

    I feel compelled to write tonight, because I just finished watching The Goblet of Fire for the 1.5th time. I had seen it first over Thanksgiving at the IMAX. It was all very exciting until the power went out in the last ten minutes and I was forced to wonder what happened. Well I found out today, and let me tell you I didn't miss much. But Ralph Fiennes is cool as Voldemort. They can't make The Half Blood Prince into a movie soon enough for my taste. Because then we can see the pretty Ralph Fiennes before his nose disappeared and he became the Lord of Darkness.

    So I am at a loss for why I am suddenly infatuate with Harry Potter (the books not the boy mind you). Perhaps it is because the books have finally grown more dark? they are a little more grown-up? there is some real symbolism? (the latter was probably a stretch.) Or perhaps it is because I grew up on The Chronicles of Narnia and the Harry Potter novels are only now finally reaching the show down of good vs. evil that came in the first Narnia book: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

    It seems that there are several theories on what will happen in book seven:
    1. Harry is a horcrux (or so says my sister). But then to kill Voldemort, wouldn't Harry have to kill himself? And wouldn't that be too sad for a children's book?
    2. Snape will be redeemed. I feel kind of bad for Snape. He was bullied as a child and now wears all black. He clearly isn't a very happy individual. Maybe Dumbledore wanted Snape to kill him.
    3. Harry will have to work with Regulus Black who he hates (I guess because he was a death eater) to destroy all the horcruxes. (My friend told me that. I didn't even realize there was a Regulus - clearly I wasn't that into the early books)
    4. Ron and Hermoine will get married? Ew. Gross. Ron was clearly going through his awkward phase during The Goblet of Fire movie.
    5. Bellatrix LeStrange will get a beat down.

    Friday, December 02, 2005

    What do Michael Crichton and George Bush have in common?

    Global warming. It's what Michael Crichton and George Bush have in common.

    After the Jurassic Park series, biologically flawed as it was, one might ostensibly have assumed that Michael Crichton understood science and facts to some vague degree. After all he is a Harvard educated medical doctor. Perhaps this suggests that Harvard doctors, or even doctors in general, are not all that they are cracked up to be. In his latest science "thriller", State of Fear, Crichton explores the world of environmental terrorism. Furthermore, he supposes that global warming doesn't exist and was in fact invented by liberal scientists as opposed to being based in any sort of scientific reality. Next thing you know he'll be writing a biblical thriller, Adam and His Eve, suggesting that evolution was a figment of Wallace and Darwin's imagination.
    If the book alone was not egregious enough, Crichton was actually requested to testify in front of the Senate Committee on the Environment and Public Works by Senator Inhofe (R-Ok). Crichton a fiction novelist was asked to provide testimony on how global warming and other environmental concerns are mere "hoaxes". So Inhofe is a Republican from Oklahoma (note: Oklahoma is right next to Kansas where they don't believe in evolution - as such one may deem Inhofe worthy of some slack) and may be forgiven his foolishness for this very reason. But Crichton deserves no such forgiveness.

    Like Crichton, Bush disregards global warming as smoke-and-mirror parlor tricks developed by scientists. It's worth checking out his record on Kyoto and other international environmental agreements. More generally consider Bush's record on the environment from the Clean Air Act to drilling in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge to key governmental appointments. It is apparent that Bush the down on the farm, one with nature guy is nothing but a phony just like Michael Crichton.

    For some laughs at Bush's expense check out this video clip thanks to Will Ferrell and AOL.

    I am well aware that this is old news, but I feel compelled to mention it again, lest more of my unsuspecting friends end up buying Crichton's utterly baseless and propaganda-rich novels.

    Thursday, December 01, 2005

    The Perennial Shaming

    Another great week of college basketball and another great shaming for the Big Ten... for the 5th straight year the ACC beat the Big Ten to win the Commissioner's Cup. Which leads me to ask the very same question I ask about the PAC-10 during football season, is the ACC really a legitimate athletic conference.

    To be fair, it is hard to argue with success. And I willing to admit that the ACC is a preeminent conference when it comes to basketball with it's power houses, Duke and Chapel Hill. However, when it comes to football they are certainly much more suspect. Florida State football is by no means what it once was. And watching Duke play football is like watching your high school football team run around in circles. If the South wants to school us Yankees in football, then the ACC is probably not the best example. ACC football is so generally lacking in talent that they had to pilfer teams from the Big East to prop them up - Miami, VTech, and Boston College. So while the ACC's got the basketball game, I can't give them much respect for stolen top 10 football programs...

    And while I'm slamming other conferences how about the PAC-10. Having pretty boy quarterbacks does not signify having a legitimate program. Sure USC has a good team, but they have one of the easiest conference schedules in the country... Washington? Cal? Arizona? I wonder how long they would survive in the SEC. And in terms of basketball, nothing good besides the Arizona Wildcats has come out of the PAC-10 since John Wooden.

    So if you want to talk about real conferences. Let's talk. The Big Ten. The Big 12. The SEC. And now, I'll end my rant against all things ACC and PAC-10 for fear of jinxing the teams I love.

    PS. Duke fans beware. I love you not.